This Is Becoming Tedious

Ana-Elena Devescu, just get on the plane.

I am growing tired of your pathetic attempts to avoid the summons. I am growing tired of your dawdling and procrastination. But most importantly, I am growing tired of that tatty outifit you bought at the close-out sale at TJMaxx.

Now that you have sold your Kia, you have no excuse.

Come to me, Ana-Elena Devescu.

Come, if you dare. You will never wield the Tambourine.

You have not the strength. Nor the wardrobe.

How do I know this?

I see all, I know all.

I am the Gypsy Queen.