A New Class Is Announced

Good Evening! There are many changes at the School of the Gypsy Dance. Ana-Elena Devescu has been called away on business, and her Tarot Readings have been until further notice cancelled. Those who have already paid will receive an in-store credit. If you are holding a gift certificate you may use it towards another one of our fine classes. We are also informed that we must no longer teach Dance of the Gypsy Curse. We wish to state that we had no idea that such dance would be used in any way criminal. Oh, also Dance of the Gypsy Pickpocket. We feel it best to cancel that one too. Instead we will add two new dance classes. The first will be Dance of the Gypsy Waitress. And we are most excited for our new class made especially for you single guys and gals: How Do You Voo-Do? We will give our bachelors and bachelorettes a lesson in the Togolese Voodoo Love Dance, taught by Elizabeth Nkwame. Elizabeth performs nightly at the Holiday Inn on Route 12 with her band, The Flaming Voodoo Batons. Ladies free on Wednesdays. Two for one Budweiser every night from 5-7pm. Thank you.