Liar, Liar, Pants Making Fire!

In fact, they are making big, gray smoke, too! Maybe I should say instead, "Liar! Liar! Pants Making Big Gray Smoke AND Fire! Ha! That will tell you Miss Bulgaria! Or should I say Miss BulgLIARia?

Here is Pavla to tell you of all the truth. All of the truth is that Miss Bulgaria has superliar pants and she is just unhappy because Ivan Grozny wanted to take me to the dance at the laundromat and not her. There! Now everyone is knowing the truth! Truth truth truth. Not liar liar lyingpants!