A Shocking Study Is Now Even More Shocking...

Lativiya Goldstein-Martinez has sent in additional research on the "Toxic" link between Britney Spears and infants. Dr. Carson Gregory was shocked to receive the following report:

Fine reporting Dr. Gregory! My news team and I applaud your research efforts. This is ... shocking ...when Britney Spears sings (to a) child, ... a seizure, or worse! I’ll be covering this shocking new study and “Household Cleaner or Household Killer” tonight at 11pm for my sensationalist news program, Suburbia Undercover.

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