Miss Bulgaria, Again

So I am saying to my friend, Tim, would you read Trashwire? And he is saying..."Would I? Would I?" and he is laughing so hard beer is coming from his nose and I say "Why is Would I? funny?"...and he is looking at me and laughing and then I know and I am saying "But it is not wood eye, it is glass eye...." And then he says 'Glass-Nost!!!" and he is laughing so hard that beer comes out of his nose again. Sometimes Americans are so stupid....