This Just In...

Trashwire Blog is pleased to announce that our Very Own Debbie Lynn Skokie (left) of Waco, Texas will soon be jetting off to Europe under the auspices of the Bulgarian International Teen Christian Helpers.....According to Mrs. Skokie "I have long desired a way to help the unfortunate teens of Bulgaria. I mean, they can't even read the American Alphabet, and so they don't get to read Teen Magazine, or Seventeen or Teen People, so how can they know about good American Values? Especially since they are mostly the children of Godless communists. I think it's my duty as a Christian Texas Woman to go over there and help them by finding them jobs in good, God-fearing American cities like Waco, Lubbock, Amarillo and Midland." Debbie Lynn will spend time in both Sofia and Varna. Good luck, Debbie Lynn!