Do Not Be Believing Ivan Grozny!

First, I do not even know Ivan Grozny! He is being a big, fat liar! Winning the Potato Peeling award was a great honor for State Orphan Building #265. I was being up against a very tough competitor, Pavla Nimkova, of State Orphan Building #823. She is Potato Peeling Queen, and no one is daring to challenge her. In the finally, it came to Showdown, and I am winning in last quarter. Pavla is very unhappy and tries to seduce judges with what she is claiming as "gypsy dance" but to me is looking like "seizure". So, she is dancing to Britney Spears and I am peeling and peeling, peeling so fast! And Pavla is twirling and twitching to Britney Spears and still I peel! I peel!

In the end, I am Peeling Champion, but Pavla leaves with Ivan Grozny, who I do not know. And now I do not like potatoes. I do not like mashed potatoes. I do not like potato pancakes. I do not like hash browns or home fries. Oh! And Tater Tots. Tater Tots are the worst.

Thank you Pavla and Ivan Grozny Who I Do Not Know for ruining Tater Tots.