Miss Samoa Is Surprised To Be Included

Wow. Figure the odds. Some of them uppity broads from the Pageant actually invited me to one of their little events. It's been, what, six years? No phone calls, no emails, no letters, no flowers, no UPS packages with a delightful little gift, not too expensive, but thoughtfully chosen and artistically presented?

No.

Do I go to their little event? Damn straight.

Miss Samoa is on the town and taking no prisoners.