If It's Tuesday, It Must Be Bingo!

Yes, tonight is Gypsy Bingo Night at my School of Gypsy Dance. It will begin immediately after GypsyRobics, so you ladies may want to stay and try your luck! We have many wonderful prizes to give away this evening. Movie passes, key chains, a Subway sandwich, and for the SuperBingoFinale, a complimentary Tarot and Crystal Ball Reading from none other than me, Ana-Elena Devescu, the former Miss Romania! Everyone knows that my readings are the very best. You will find out many hidden secrets about you and your loved ones. And if you are not the lucky Bingo Winner, my readings will also be available all evening for a modest fee. Only $20 for the Crystal Ball, and $25 for the Tarot. Or you might enjoy our Gypsy Combo Package and get both for only $4o.

Now, I must go check on poor, poor Miss Bulgaria. I know she has missed Dr. Carson Gregory's Devoted Fans. It is such a shame that she has been tied up this week. I mean, sick.

So please come, each and every one, to the School of Gypsy Dance. We are located on Old US Highway 12, in the Old US Highway 12 Plaza. Just past the viaduct. We are between the Asian Buffet and the Precious Pretty Nail Salon. Parking is free!